this is not me.

Google search my name... this is the first hit. Its not me.
Dave Tompkins
Go figure... a computer science guy gets the first search listing.

Also, this is not my blog. Its the other Dave's blog.

(i didn't see any hint of pirate-ness.)

btw: ninjas only exist because pirates allow them too.

click here for ninja info and their claims to real ultimate power.

Pirates don't need claims to real ultimate power as pirates are only surpassed by... Chuck Norris. No really. Click on the Chuck Norris link, or Chuck Norris will 'link' you.