21 April 2008

Rock - Paper - Scissors & Chuck Norris


If paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, what beats all 3 at the same time? Answer: Chuck Norris!

ps:
Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.

and oh yeah:
Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

2 comments:

dave tompkins said...

Chuck Norris can drive a Dodge Dart 65 mph... uphill... while riding a bicycle.

Anonymous said...

yeah but you still have the better a$$ ;)