
If paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, what beats all 3 at the same time? Answer: Chuck Norris!
ps:
Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.
and oh yeah:
Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
2 comments:
Chuck Norris can drive a Dodge Dart 65 mph... uphill... while riding a bicycle.
yeah but you still have the better a$$ ;)
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